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ceinwen Admin Super Star
Posts : 1069 Birthday : 1951-03-02 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 73
| Subject: Body Snatchers Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:34 pm | |
| You may have read recently about the person whose kidneys were stolen from him while he was passed out. Well, read on. Something like this happened to me and countless other women.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs.. The new ones were the texture of lumpy porridge. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years?
Whose thighs were these and what had happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and those tights that pull everything in. Then, just when my guard was down the thieves struck again.
My arse was next! I knew it was the same gang, because they took great pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had lumbered me with earlier. I couldn't believe it, my new arse was attached at least three inches lower than my original. Now, my backside complemented my thighs lump for lump. Frantically I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.
Last year I realised my arms had been switched. One morning I was brushing my hair when I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was getting really scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish. I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair I have given up short sleeved t-shirts.
Last month my neck disappeared faster than the Christmas turkey, which it now resembled.
I can't take on the medical profession by myself. WOMEN OF THE WORLD WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE! That really isn't plastic those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you?
The next time you suspect someone has had a face 'lifted' look again. Was it 'lifted' from you? I think I finally found my thighs and I hope Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!!
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. THIS IS HAPPENING TO WOMEN IN YOUR TOWN EVERY NIGHT.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. How paranoid am I? Last night I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to find that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I am keeping them safely tucked into my waistband!
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Angelic Inspirations super nova star
Posts : 365 Birthday : 1952-11-28 Join date : 2011-02-01 Age : 71
| Subject: Re: Body Snatchers Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:47 am | |
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protarus1951 Admin Super Star
Posts : 2318 Birthday : 1951-05-28 Join date : 2011-01-28 Age : 72
| Subject: Re: Body Snatchers Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:39 am | |
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DelicateDreams shooting star
Posts : 157 Birthday : 1964-10-20 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 59
| Subject: Re: Body Snatchers Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:22 am | |
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fairy godmother twinkling star
Posts : 92 Birthday : 1956-10-02 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 67
| Subject: Re: Body Snatchers Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:07 am | |
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cristinaheredia super nova star
Posts : 1664 Birthday : 1955-06-26 Join date : 2011-02-01 Age : 68
| Subject: Re: Body Snatchers Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:36 pm | |
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Petro Moderator
Posts : 940 Birthday : 1956-06-16 Join date : 2011-02-11 Age : 67
| Subject: Re: Body Snatchers Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:57 pm | |
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lindab sparkling star
Posts : 119 Birthday : 1957-04-04 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 67
| Subject: Re: Body Snatchers Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:30 pm | |
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iekie super nova star
Posts : 1652 Birthday : 1951-04-22 Join date : 2011-02-01 Age : 73
| Subject: Re: Body Snatchers Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:58 am | |
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vicky ogden super nova star
Posts : 1289 Birthday : 1961-07-14 Join date : 2012-02-24 Age : 62
| Subject: Re: Body Snatchers Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:33 am | |
| very funny to read, my husband kept looking at me gone out as i was laughing away to my self out loud, going to read some more on the funny page tomorrow, thank you for making me laugh so much! vicky | |
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