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PostSubject: A peom ,i came across.....   Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:42 am

This is the January version of ‘Twas the night before Christmas’:

Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house,
nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the chocolate I'd taste
at the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber),
I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
and prepared once again to do battle with dirt...
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend a winter, disguised as a man!"
So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet.

It’s not willpower I need.....it's won't power!

This made me laugh, ..... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A peom ,i came across.....   Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:20 am

OOoo, Vcky !!!!!
I had a very good laugh !!!!
Thank you so much, hun !! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A peom ,i came across.....   Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:10 pm

So true, I will make a copy of this and stick it on my fridge. Still laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: A peom ,i came across.....   Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:35 am

I had a good laugh . I've put on a stone since I've been in South Africa. As from Monday I am on a strict diet

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